Claire-Lise and I got our first car this year. We used to be members of Zipcar and we used it a lot. Probably for these reasons, my parents very generously gave us their PT Cruiser. My sister and brother-in-law drove it for years while she was in North Bay going to school and surprisingly it still runs excellently (they must have switched it).
On the weekend I went and picked it up my sister looked at me sternly and said “You need to make yourself a emergency kit for the trunk. I’m not giving you mine. Oh you are also the best brother anyone could ever have, your intelligent and beautiful to a fault and I’m sorry for never finishing my ninja training.”*
(Click the picture to enlarge. She chose to stop her training and become a Doctor instead, we’re all disappointed.)
She showed me hers. It was nice and I could see how useful it could be. But more importantly I could see she was proud of it. Now of course, I could not let my sister outdo me in making a cool emergency kit. The world just doesn’t work that way. So after some research using Lifehacker and a few other places online I have built a pretty impressive emergency kit.
Now I’ve expanded the term “emergency” to meaning “if I’m stuck in a place that’s not home”. I put a rather significant amount of thought into this so I’m really jazzed to share it with you.
(Click on the above image to see a larger version of this image… and don’t judge the picture quality, it’s far from being my best work.)
So here’s a list in case you want to assemble your own. Most of it was assembled from the local Dollar store and stuff I already had at home.
(I’m going left to right, top row to bottom row if you want to follow based on the image)
• a pen – I have paper in the car already
• lighters – to light things on fire, why 3? Murphy’s law… the odds of three being dead are slim
• flashlights – so I can see in the dark, one’s wind up, one’s one of those crazy D-cell ones, one is LED… the last two also blink/strobe very brightly
• sunblock – SPF 2,000,000 since I burn like crazy, and it’s non-oily because oily sunblock on a shaved head? Bad idea.
• bug repellent – because Claire-Lise attracts mosquitoes like nobody’s business
• Chef Boyardee Mini Ravioli – 2 cans with the tear off lids (smart, I know)
• iPod/iPhone cable – we both have iPhones (there’s a cigarette lighter to usb adapter up front)
• ziplock full of dryer lint – need to start a fire fast… meet dryer lint!
• roll of Duct tape – IT’S DUCT TAPE!!!
• backup cell phone – cheap Moto flip-phone… already saved my butt a number of times.
glow sticks – good long lasting ambient light, or in case we’re stuck at a rave.
• stack of newspaper – multipurpose… best one though: wrap tightly into a log tie of with string… long(er) lasting fake log.
• mini-screwdriver Kit – Ever had to fix anything electronic in the middle of nowhere? Carry a torx screwdriver with you everywhere? Thought so.
• roll of string – it’s string… there’s a million uses for it.
• electrical tape – 2 rolls in two different colours, the stuff is super versatile… like string and duct tape.
• wind-up radio – in case I’m stuck somewhere and need to listen to some Easy Rock.
• camping knives – 2 of them, with forks, spoons, knife, can-opener, bottle opener and cork screw
• multi-tool - pliers, and stuff
• velcro – useful (see eletrical tape, duct tape and string)
• big old bottle of Tylenol Extra Strength – do I need to explain?
• Tide-To-Go stick – I make messes… it happens
• Benedryl dabber pen – see bug repellent
• towel to go tablets – these are everywhere now, they’re little towels that open up with water
• tire pressure gauge – 2 of them… because I don’t really trust them
• bag of fuses – because I have blown a fuse far away from Canadian Tire
• Krazy Glue – useful, and how many times have you said “it’ll hold but man do I wish I had crazy glue.”? I’ve said it a lot.
• bag of toe/finger warmers – used one already when I was shooting this.
• battery operated electronics charger – in it is an adapter for iPhone, PSP, Moto cell phone, USB and Mini USB, stupid thing was costly, but saved me a number of times
• mini road cones – or emergency gnome hats
• cigarette lighter power inverters – 2 of them, one is mini. the second handles a bigger load and has a gauge to tell me when I’m about to scorch the battery, can you guess which one I got first?
• first-aid kit – inside it: bandaids, gauze, tape, sterile pads, lots of alcohol pads, burn cream
• tensor bandage – it didn’t fit in the little first-aid kit
• Benedryl tablets – I have allergies
• case with batteries inside – I have a 9V and a pile of AAs and 2 AAAs
• small deck of cards – ever been stuck with nothing to do, guess who has?
• a clamp – there’s a few more in the car… falls under useful categorie
• phone adapater for Moto cell phone – obvious no?
• glass cleaner wipes – Claire-Lise and I wear glasses
• granola bars – sustenance
• sticky notes – to make notes with
• pile of rags – formerly sweaters I was given at work, size medium… which begs the question “Cam, you don’t look like a size medium?” to which I answer, “Yes I know.”
• lint roller – come on, you know you’ve said “I wish I had a lint roller.”
• medical tape – it also did not fit in the first-aid kit
• deodorant – spray and stick, why? Oh you know why.
• hand sanitizer – because everyone has 3 million of these now
• candy – to keep the blood sugars up in a pinch
• paper clothes soap – I was once in Montreal for a week with 2 pairs of socks…
• tooth brush – oral health, come on.
• bar of soap - obvious
• bags of tea – boiling water to drink is good to keep you warm, but tastes boring, mix it up with some tea
• bungee cord - did I mention the useful categorie?
• socket driver – i should probably have a ratchet set, but this will do for now
• multi-head screwdriver – because I’d be screwed without it…
• tea-lights – light, heat-source and food warmer upper, use with a large coffee can, and it’s a stove!
• jumper cables – good ones… there are cheap ones out there… I know I had a set before these ones.
• extension cord – to be used with the power inverter
That’s everything in the box, most of it is in Ziplock bags. However, I also have in the car:
• a bag of clothes – socks, mitts, hats, long-johns, t-shirt, sweater
• blankets – two blankets, because Claire-Lise and I don’t share blankets… ever!
• case of water – gas station special… 8 for 2.99 or something like that, replaced every 3 months
• windshield washer fluid – well duh
• bag of sand – no more slippy slip
• umbrellas – 2 small ones and a gold one… we have tons of them in the house, not quite sure how though
• container of nuts – good snack, and tasty
• a varied array of re-useable bags – these things are almost as prevalent as the hand sanitizer these days.
• a tripod – I always wave a camera one me, so this is just obvious for me to have in the trunk
• a towel – because Ford Prefect said so.
Not bad huh? I know I’m missing a few things, I’ve got a short list of things I want to add to it too.
• tow-ropes – I hear bad things about chains
• coffee can – I don’t know anyone who uses coffee in that size… it’s kinda frustrating
• small shovel - I found once but it was like $100
• a small foldable saw – ’cause a stack of newspaper will only burn for so long
• small solar panel – just seems logical
• a power pack - like this one from Canadian Tire, when I shot this I had the video camera plugged in the lighter jack… I had to let the car idle a few times. I can see using this a lot.
Ok, so what do you think I’m missing, leave me a comment.
*It’s my blog, so I reserve the right to paraphrase my sister’s words to what I know she was really trying to say.

I love it!! Of course you had to go and outdo my emergency kit (IT’S ON!!). I especially love the begining of this story… where you took some creative liberties!*
*I do love you, but don’t tell anyone!
Creative liberties?! Whatever, that’s what you meant, it’s not my fault you have problems expressing yourself… which would have been remedied had you continued your training.*
* I love you too Kiddo… but tell anyone and I’ll punt a puppy!
Chainsaw – in case of zombie apocalypse
Garlic – To repel vampires
Silver Bullet – I think that one is obvious
Anti-aircraft Land to Air 85 mm air defense gun M1939 (52-K) – to fend off the T-Rex after the tech guy cuts the power and set all the genetically recreated dinosaurs, from frogs, free to ravage the park.*
*If this sounds like a movie, it is purely coincidental. Seriously.
I am sure glad that the Jeep will be yours soon as the PT Cruisers springs will not last with all of the emergency stuff.