… and I’m scared.
The following article was posted on Boing Boing a few minutes ago.
It’s quite an unsetteling read. Mostly because the phrase “mysterious [specifics ommited by Cam] coming from space” is really kinda scary. Add to it that these words are those of a freakin’ NASA scientist speaking for a bunch of other NASA scientists… and we would appear to have most of the equation required for the pooping of the pants in fear.
But that’s not enough is it? That mysterious “something”? Uh huh… “booming sound”. That turns it from a scary situation to a serious rocking back and forth kind of scenario. I know of nothing that produces “booming sounds” that I would consider comforting. You know, bombs, earthquakes, the sub woofers of suburban white boys’ modified Hondas pumping hip hop…
Sp I’ve chosen to already don my aluminum foil beanie and purchase the bulk sized bottle of lube… because in all the alien abduction stories I’ve ever read, seen or heard, never did the words “astro glide” and “anal probe” ever come together in the same sentence.
And that’s just not right.
(I’d give you a link to the story instead of this screen cap, but Apple still doesn’t know how to give the iPhone the abilities to copy and paste yet … It must me reeeeeeally complicated.)
(Edit: I’ve come back and added the links… you hear me Apple – Copy and Paste!!!!)